Thank you, but no thank you to lobsters and clams.

Is it a bad sign I went to the dentist and now have six cavities? I can’t help but wonder if I can add this to kidney stones and conclude that I was not meant for New England cuisine. I don't think that lobsters will mind if I stop eating them, I know it will make the sea gulls happy. Why are those bloody birds so vicious?

Just saying...

If you want to know how bad something is doing, find your idealists, if they are worried, you've got a real problem.